Not my first time but today when i filled the US VISA APPLICATION FORM for the fourth time and trust me i had a good laugh!!
Am I coming to the US to engage in prostitution? – Yes that is like my dream job
“Do I belong to a clan or tribe?” – I belong to LJEPqoKQWLQJEJ clan – go figure!!
“Do I have tuberculosis or infectious leprosy?” – Yes i am coming to infect you
“Do you seek to engage in terrorist activities while in the United States?” –well those who plan to do so will surely click “no”.
“Are you a sex offender” – Common!!! ofcourse, and are you a brain offender?
“Have you murdered someone?” – No but in sometime i am going to
“Are you drug addict?” – Thats the breakfast
“Are you a part of any terrorist organization” – Lol!! Why would i tell you go away!!
“Do you seek to engage in espionage, sabotage, export control violations, or any other illegal activity while in the United States?” – Kill me please
“Do you have a mental or physical disorder that poses or is likely to pose a threat to the safety or welfare of yourself or others?” – just had it
I mean, i wanna ask them just one question:
ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME?
Why are some of the questions so imprecise? For example, on the form I had to fill in , I was asked if I had ever been responsible as a government official for “particularly severe violations of religious freedom”. What does particularly severe mean? Are mild violations of religious freedom acceptable?
But you guys made ma laugh out loud!!! Man, who asks such questions!!!
PS: This is just for fun!! I love you all American bloghearts!!! 🙂 🙂 Dont take it harsh 🙂