It’s really hard to be a vegetarian in India. Day in and day out, you’re bombarded with all sorts of moronic questions and comments from Non-Vegetarians who feel like its their divine duty to convert you to the “meat-side.” And while other people aren’t treating you like you’re some kind of vegan alien, you’re struggling to find places which actually have a decent selection of veg food.
Question – What?? You don’t eat non veg?
Answer – Wow. I just said I’m a vegetarian. Did you figure that out all by yourself?
Question – But then from where do you get your proteins?
Answer – I don’t. Really, I don’t get any proteins at all. I might just drop dead in a minute or two. Just don’t eat me, okay?
Question – It’s cool, hang out with us and you’ll start eating meat
Answer – Does the same principle apply to all things? Because I’ve always wanted to fly. Maybe I should start hanging out with birds…
Question – We will add chicken to your food and you wont even know
Answer – And I will return the favor by mixing poison in yours. Yay!
Question – Why don’t you try some… gravy?
Answer – Shit. How did you know? How did you know that gravy would be my weakness? Now I can’t help but eat a whole giraffe
Question – How did you never had non-veg?
Answer – I don’t know Justin Bieber, go figure out
Question – No one eats non-veg at home??
ANswer – No. Everyone at home is a pitiful creature who’s missing out on the best things in life, like me.
Question – “But what if you get married to a non-vegetarian. What then?”
Answer – We’ll eat kisses and drink love. Oh, so romantic
Question – What of you have to move to a foreign country?
Answer – I’ll learn that country’s word for “Leaf-Eater.”
Question – Chicken is just like paneer, lol
Answer – Your face is Paneer. Screw you.
Question – You must eat eggs. They’re kinda vegetarian only
Answer – You’re kinda stupid. How about that?
Question – You eat grass
Answer – yesss….blah blah
Source – http://www.scoopwhoop.com/entertainment/what-happens-with-vegans/